Hubby has invited friends over later. They are great but the woman irons socks, she keeps her house so clean you feel guilty walking in there. She bought an entire new sofa after recently moving because her stunning one year old one just didnt look right. The kids glue lego models together so they never break and the husband has to run every cable through walls as leaving them loose just isnt good enough.

When I went into Ethan's room yesterday I stepped on a half eaten Crunchie stuck to a dirty sock. Guess what I have been doing today? Nuff said!!!