I looked in 8 shops this morning - Next, Debenhams, TK Maxx, bla bla bla and none sold sellotape - all sold wrapping paper and those annoying foil ribbon bow things that never stick properly on presents. Why didnt they sell tape.
I asked in BHS at the till and she pulled a roll out from under the desk and offered to cut me a bit - I mean wtf? I need to wrap presents you silly **** !
I asked in my local (supposed to have everything) Spar and he tried to sell me green insulation tape.
I even travelled to my local stationary store - which I find when I get there has closed down (probably through low sellotape sales)
I just want some sellotape - just one (possibly two if they are not rationed) roll of sellotape. And no dont suggest Tesco - I dont want to go there - every little doesnt help - I hate the place and every time I go there I spend £50.
Sellotape ..... Sellotape......I NEEEEEEEED sellotape..... and possibly Vodka!!!
Scribbled by Sarah @ 8:59 pm