Todays madness consists of
1 Trying to cut the wart on my face off with a nail scissiors - Its not a wise thing to do - and suprisingly bleeds ALOT.
2 Forgetting I put a load of sharp knives in a sink full of water and nearly slicing my fingers off.
3 Finding something squishy and sticky under Ethans bed (Which I still havent identified) Also wondering why he has a tape measure, screwdiver and £1.72 under there as well.
4 Not eating chocolate - Yes unbelievably a whole day without chocolate - Has the whole world gone mad????
5 Forgetting I left my conservatory door wide open when I went to pick the kids up from school OOps lucky I dont have anything worth pinching!!
6 Watcing some of Celebrity big brother - I know I need shooting as it is a totally horrid crime, one I swore never to commit.
Can I last another day without chocolate - how much you wanna bet?? Huh Huh ?
Scribbled by Sarah @ 4:05 pm